Projects managed by morons.
Wake up, go to work, sit down, get pulled over to your coach's desk because of some inane thing you had nothing to do with, waste time, log in late and the coach does nothing about it despite being the reason. Now you get written up for logging on late.
The day is packed full of calls because the moron project manager moved half your team to another team and now you don't have enough people to work properly. Lose the contract for your project, be moved to a new one, rinse and repeat.
Free food on Friday, other employees suffered as you did so you made fast pals
Literally everything else