We are local University researchers looking to hire an eager iOS programmer. It's a really exciting project in the film world that will earn you good money and a trip to Hollywood and beyond early in the new year.
We've designed the heck out of our app (including back/middle/front-end and pseudocode) and just need a real iOS object oriented programmer to help us implement it. We have a working prototype, a patent application about to go in and it'll only take a couple months to program V1.0. If you prove yourself you can become part of our small team and soon-to-be startup which WILL lead to you to fame & fortune in 2013. Seriously.
I'd rather hire a scrappy high school student who stays up all night hacking around than a grad student or young professional with no true love for coding.
Job starts tomorrow if you like!
(If this doesn't sound like you but does sound like a friend then let them know so you can ride their coattails all the way down the red carpet)