The best company you can work for if you support modern day slavery and exploitation
Clearly all these overly generous rear kissing reviews are being padded by HR folks at IBM.
•Do you like working long overtime hours for free?
•Do you enjoy being forced to take on 2-3X the work when employees are laid off and no replacements are in the budget due to unrealistic company goals?
•Do you love being told to do the needful by unqualified employees from India who you have to cover for and quality check every instance?
•Do you crave being antagonized in reviews for delivering in what the client wants but not overbilling enough?
•Do you fancy delusional out of touch managers telling you IBM is a fantastic place while all the best people leave every month for better companies in the GTA?
•Do you savor at award programs, benefits and eligible expenses being eroded away and cut ?
•Do you cherish being harassed to donate to ECF so IBM can take a cut of of it for themselves and take all the credit?
•Do you delight over sugar coated e-mails and department meetings that insult the intelligence of employees and demand more from them while giving no incentive?
•Do you prefer a mafia style mentality where higher ups threaten you to overbill the client and "find work" to charge them on weekends so they can profit and give themselves bonuses (aka innovation summits) ?
•Do you relish in getting a 2 rating for decades with 0% bonus and raises and no job security each spring during RA season?
•Do you agree with having to write 20-40 pages of paperwork and hundreds of hours of courses on your own time just to apply for a promotion which might score you a ~4-5% increase? – more...
•Do you enjoy missing weekends and special moments with your family because IBM management lacks any empathy for anything but their business needs?
•Do you take pride in having to spend part of your job advertising yourself to some Personal Development Manager sitting at home who is responsible for raises and career growth despite them not knowing what you do or understanding what you face daily like a real manager in the trenches should?
•Do you appreciate paying for education out of your own pocket or forced to learn HR courses pushed down your throat to make Think40?
•Do you revel in bloated red tape and redundant layers in every aspect of your job and inadequate tools to accomplish your tasks?
•Do you believe sacrificing your health, personal life balance and higher earning potential elsewhere is worth sucking the happiness in life dry for this company?
•Do you prefer the negative strategy of being screamed at and bullied instead of positive reinforcement for motivation (ie. stick vs carrot)?
If you said yes to any of these, you deserve to be exploited by IBM. – less